GU Short Stories

Hello, everyone! This will be my made up short stories about the members here! Yay!

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Episode 1 - The Magical Wishing Gun

It was a nice day at the GamerzUniverse chatbox, where admins PokeZone, AnimeFreak, and Evolution Master were having a normal discussion when all of a sudden, X went inside the chatbox like he was in a hurry.

"Hey, everyone! I just found the coolest thing ever!" said X, quickly.

"What is it?" asked EM, curiously. X pulled out a black object from his pocket and gave it to EM. "A gun?" asked EM again.

"Dude," said PZ, "a gun isn't exactly 'the coolest thing ever'."

"No, no. This is a magical gun that can grant people's wishes!" replied X.

"Oh, really? I wish for a picture of Asuna in a bikini." said AF.

"That won't be a problem." said X, proudly. He shot the ceiling, creating a hole there. Then, a bunch of pictures of different anime girls fell from the hole. Soon, a pile of anime girl pictures was formed.

"My secret anime girl picture collection!" shrieked AF in shock. X began digging through the pile of pictures. "No! Don't touch my pictures!" screamed AF, this time more loudly.

X had already found a picture of Asuna in a bikini. He smiled and said, "Oh, looks like your wish has been granted." as he handed the picture to AF, who just stared at the pile of pictures.

"So...any other wishes?" asked X.

Suddenly, Michelle entered the chatbox and greeted everyone. "Hey, everyone! What's up?"

"X claims that his little gun can grant wishes." explained PokeZone.

"Oh, really?" said Michelle, "I wish PokeZone will die."

X just shot PZ with his gun, killing him. "Your wish has been granted!" said X with a smile.

EM and AF just stared at PZ's body on the floor.

THE END

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So, how was it? Did you enjoy the story? Please comment down below! Feedback is very much appreciated. ^_^

Oh, and I would like you guys to suggest an idea for the next episode. The most wanted idea will be used for the next episode. If you suggest an idea that has something to do with me being a girl or something like that, then I will go to your house and murder your family.

What about me! I deserve to be in some action!

( if the chat was active when I'm on -_- )

Lol can I be in it? Still a funny story.

Sure! I'll add P73 and NSMB to future stories! Also, please suggest an idea for possible future stories!

Very well written short story X, and hilarious too. XD You've made me smile when reading this little tale. I'd love to see more, and for sure I'll try my best to help contribute in ideas. Good job so far!

Hm..for some ideas - perhaps something related to the GU Battle Tournament? Or perhaps a celebration to GU's upcoming first year anniversary? The very weird Easter event? Or just a silly little tale about our good times of getting to know each other in GU in the past. XD I'll try to think of more ideas soon.

Ideas: Somewhere along the lines of me going out with Maple XD

Thanks for all the feedback, guys! I think I'll go with the Battle Tournament idea, because I'm not sure if Maple would enjoy seeing herself dating someone in a fanfiction. Anyways... TIME FOR EPISODE 2

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Episode 2 - Pokemon73 Versus Newsupermariobros!

Now, the GU Battle Tournament was a place where anyone can fight! It is a place where you can kill people without actually getting them killed. Basically, players are given a certain number, which represents how much stamina they have before they die. The more battles you win, the greater your stamina becomes.

Now there are two certain people who wanted to see who is stronger. And they are Pokemon73 (aka P73) and Newsupermariobros (aka NSMB). P73, who has won 12 battles out of 14, told NSMB that he would win very easily, but NSMB, who had won only half of his battles disagreed. So, a battle has started...

A number was floating above both battlers' heads. The number above P73 was 400, while the number above NSMB was 350. P73, thinking he had the upper hand, allowed NSMB to have the first attack. Little did he know what plans NSMB has right up his sleeve...

NSMB chuckled slightly, and soon started laughing loudly.

"What's so funny?" asked P73.

"You're so stupid, aren't you? I have a secret weapon that will help me destroy you in this battle! Now, prepare to lose to my..." said NSMB as he pulled an object from his pocket, "...Barbie doll!"

"Pfft...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed P73, "You really think a Barbie doll can defeat me? Fool! Prepare to be annihilated!" P73 pulled out a baby's diaper from his pocket.

"Oh, so you plan to defeat me with the horrble stench of your own diaper, eh? Wait a minute... You wear diapers?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" replied NSMB.

"Shut up! It isn't funny!" said P73 as his face starts turning red.

NSMB couldn't help but roll on the floor, laughing. P73 became enraged and forced NSMB to eat his diaper! The floating number above NSMB decreased to 283!

NSMB coughed and spat the diaper out. "Alright, that's it! Payback time!" said NSMB. He showed his Barbie doll to P73. "Look at it. Look at this abomination to mankind! Just look at it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE GOING DOWN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" said NSMB.

"Oh no! This is terrible!" said P73, sarcastically. The floating number above P73 did not decrease at all.

A shocked look came across NSMB's face. "Why didn't your stamina decrease?!" he asked, angrily.

"Just so you know..." said P73, "...I LIKE BARBIE DOLLS! THEY WON'T DO A THING TO ME, SCRUB!"

NSMB gasped, then started laughing his butt off.

P73 realized what he just said and started blushing again. "H-hey..."

NSMB, realizing that his 'secret weapon' is useless, pulled out another object from his pocket. "Pokemon73, say hello to my back up weapon!" exclaimed NSMB as he held the object high above his head. "You shall feel the wrath of...my toothbrush!"

"NO! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!" screamed P73. But it was too late. NSMB poked P73 with the toothbrush. P73 fell to the ground, unconscious, while the floating number above P73 dropped all the way down to negative 4!

A voice boomed from the speakers. "POKEMON73 IS DOWN, WHICH MEANS, NEWSUPERMARIOBROS IS THE WINNER! CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU, MR. NEWSUPERMARIOBROS!"

THE END!

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That's episode 2! Remember to give feedback and ideas! Oh, and P73, I did not mean to make fun of you. I just wanted to make the story funny. But I promise, in the next episode that has you in it, I won't make you look like a stupid idiot. XD

If you suggest an idea about EM being stupid, then I will love you forever!

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!! YOU SHALL PAY IN OUR BATTLE!!!!!

I would still like Me and Maple dating in just one part, just for a little humor

Lol X.

That was a funny second short story. Well done! Keep up the good work.

Hope there are more ideas set in mind. XD

Lol great story! By the way I haev lots of old toys in my grandparents houswe so I probably have a barbie doll there.Lol. Also, I just got a new toothbrush.XD

Lol. What a coincidence, NSMB. Oh, and I'm broke. I'm willing to write an episode where I humiliate myself for GCoins.

That sounds hilarious X. XD Should totally mention the Easter Bunny and his trolling for hints. XD

Hey can I be on your series? I personally think this is funny.

Thanks for all the feedback! Now to continue this thing...

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Episode 3 - The Results of Insulting Mudkip

Hey, guys! I'm XKoreanLP! I get special colored text because I'm the narrator! XD. Anyways, time for some narrating!

Once upon a time, there was a Pokémon named Mudkip. When people or Pokémon would insult him, he would attack them with Water Gun or Mud Slap. If the insulter was too strong, he would call his friend, Raikou, one of the Legendary Beasts, to help him. Because of Mudkip's legendary friend, no one dared to insult Mudkip. Now, there was a person who was obssessed with this Mudkip. He even went as far as making his username on GamerzUniverse "Mudkip". People respected Mudkip, because he was boring.

"I'M NOT BORING!", screamed Mudkip.

How the heck did he hear my narration...? Anyway, people respected Mudkip because he's bo- er, a moderator. If you get on his nerves, he would punish you by spanking your butt.

"I DON'T SPANK PEOPLE'S BUTTS! X, WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!", shouted Mudkip, angrily.

Let me rephrase that. If you get on his nerves, Mudkip would punish you and give you infractions. Having a certain number of infractions would result in a ban. For some reason, everyone didn't respect the other moderators as much as Mudkip. (It's definitely because of the butt spanking...).

"Would you just stop talking about butt spanking?", asked Mudkip in an annoyed tone.

What the-? How did you read my mind?!

"I can read everything you type." said Mudkip as he rolled his eyes.

Dang it... Stupid narrator disadvantages... Anyway, Mudkip was the most respected moderator on GamerzUniverse, because of his bu- I mean, aggressiveness. If things get way too out of hand, Mudkip would use his most powerful weapon - The ban hammer. The ban hammer basically instantly bans other members. It is a very feared weapon. (But the butt spanking is scarier, in my opinion...)

"X, JUST GO DIE IN A HOLE!" yelled Mudkip as he hit X with his ban hammer. X is now banned from the forums for two minutes.

THE END!

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Now excuse me as I go suck my thumb in the banned corner while Mudkip bans more innocent Koreans...

Lol loved it

Haha. Being a narrator isn't very fun, y'know?

Doesn't fit me that well but it was funny overall.

Continue the story i like it