GU Battle Tournament - XKoreanLP v.s. AnimeFreak (CLOSED)

XKoreanLP	VS.	AnimeFreak
Lv 2		Lv 2

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XKoreanLP's Items:
	Basic Sword	A small sword that is capable of doubling your original damage value to your opponents (two uses remaining - restrict one use per battle).
	Mini Health Potion	A miniature capsule filled with a mysterious red liquid. Heals your health by 50 HP (two uses).
	Lightning Bolt	Summon and release a powerful beam of electricity upon your opponent! Damage can vary depending on the summon and paralysis has a 1/3 chance of occurring (forcing your opponent to stall for one turn)! (one use)

AnimeFreak's Items:
	Basic Sword	A small sword that is capable of doubling your original damage value to your opponents (seven uses remaining - restrict one use per battle).
	Mini Health Potion	A miniature capsule filled with a mysterious red liquid. Heals your health by 50 HP (three uses).
	Monster Shield	A well rounded shield that bears a familiar design. Can reduce your opponent's attack damage by 20 HP after you using it for 3 turns (six uses remaining - restrict one use per battle).

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Here's the starting battle stats:

XKoreanLP's HP - 375/375

AnimeFreak's HP - 375/375



Damage set for LV 2 users - 20 (minimum) -> 80 (maximum) HP damage

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Random....number....is...1! So X gets the first move

Alright! Let's do this, Kirito-lover-sama-senpai-san-kun!

X summons a giant, deadly dragon. The dragon viciously attacks AF! The results are so horrifying that it has to be wrapped in spoiler tags!

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

I have fixed all the mistakes. Ty p73 for ur winning stats, it was helpful.

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Anyways, battle time.

Oh screw u x Kirito is boss.

RNG: 40

Takes dual swords like Kirito and starts slashing x all over. He takes 40 damage

X: 335/375
The Freak Who Looooooooooooves Kirito: 355/375

Ima go win this!

Dang. I'm going to make a comeback!

X grabs Heathcliff's shield and crashes into AF! X is perfectly fine, but AF takes 65 damage!

X: 335/375
Loser: 290/375

I'm not going to lose against someone who has gay feelings for an anime character!

whoa bro, im pretty straight. just kirito is freakin awesome!


RNG: 31

FUDGE!

Moron: 304/375
AnimeFreak: 290/375

Sorry to interrupt this battle but I have a few points to make.

1. XY SUX!!!1!!!
2. AF IS gay and he LOVES Kirito
3. Someone please violate me. Thank you!~ <3\
(Random

^^^ and ima ban u soon

Shut up, AF. We all know that you're secretly a male Asuna. XD

X whips AF, doing 33 damage! He then uses his Lightning Bolt to summon...a lightning bolt! The lightning bolt hits AF hard, doing 64 damage and paralyzes him in the process! AF is stalled for one turn! X drinks his Mini Health Potion and recovers 50 HP! Finally, he shoots AF with a pistol, doing 40 damage! A total of 137 has been dealt!

All of those attacks didn't hit too hard, but hey, I pulled off a paralyze, so I'm not going to complain.

Oh, and I'll forgive you, Alchemy...just because you called AF gay. XD

X: 354/375
Male Asuna: 153/375

whoa bra, ur goina get the ban hammer next

RNG: 55

Slingshots a piece of rock into koreans eye. Does 55 damage.

Hey man better watch ur mouth

I use Potion

RNG: 4

I get 50 hp

and a monster sheild:

RNG: 3

I take 20 less damage from you for three turns

Korean: 299/375
The Best: 203/375

No! Not the Monster Shield!

X uses his magic and summons a fiery wind! The wind burns AF! Unfortunately, due to the stupid Monster Shield, the attack decreased by 20! 53 damage has been done!

X: 299/375
The Worst: 150/375

Lol

RNG: 61

Gets a sword and slashes x, causing 61 damage

Loser: 299/375
AwesomeFreak: 150/375

dam im at a tough situation

My situation's worse!

X uses magic on AF, doing 41 damage! X accidentally says a healing spell! AF recovers 20 HP!

X drinks his Mini Health Potion and recovers 50 HP!

X: 349/375
FreakingFreak: 129/375

LOL, u wish

RNG: 46

Gets a truck and rams it into x when he is walking to school, but x did not die. Does 46 damage.

Potion RNG: 3
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Potion RNG: 3

Gets 100 hp total

BrokenBones: 303/375
TankFreak: 229/375

Gah... This may not end well...
Oh, and you're not a gay anymore. You're straight, because you're a girl! You're Asuna, btw.

X tries to punch Asuna, but he wouldn't hit a girl! So he just pokes her, doing 1 damage! (including -20 from Monster Shield)

X: 303/375
Asuna: 228/375

Lol, i know im pretty sexy :p

RNG: 71

Chops of a tree and hits xterminator, sending him flying


Xterminator: 232/375
SexyFreak: 228/375

There's no way I'm falling for you, although admittedly, I really like Asuna. Oh, and three turns are over!

X grabs a lightsaber and starts hacking and slashing at "Asuna". "Asuna" takes 61 damage!

X: 232/375
Asuna: 167/375

WHOA u would lightsaber a girl ur cruel bro

RNG: 55

Grabs a small bomb and throws it at x, causing 55 damage

X: 177/375
Asuna: 167/375

Well, would you want me to clip your nails instead?

X grabs a nail clipper and clips all of Asuna's nails too short! 38 damage!

X: 177/375
Asuna: 129/375

OUCH!

RNG: 31

Bit**h slaps x for cutting the nails too short. X takes 31 damage.

Bit**h slapped: 146/375
Asuna: 129/375

You're finished, Asuna-oneesama!~

X grabs his Basic, no, legendary Flaming Meteor Sword (which has been given the effects of the Basic Sword), and stabs Asuna! Not only does Asuna get stabbed, but also burned! Asuna burns up until nothing is left! 130 damage!

X: Does not lose to girls/375
Zombie Asuna: Burned to death/375

Good game x.

A bunch of items have been used, blah blah

/thread open for 1 week

X used:
1 Thunder Bolt
2 Mini Health Potions
1 Sword

AF used:
3 Potions
1 Monster Shield

There you go AF

^^ LOL!,i already got it p73, i just didnt wanna list them

Thanks though

(thumbs down)

af you suck