GU Battle Tournament Battle - newsupermariobros vs Evolution Master (COMPLETE)

Newsupermariobros	VS.	Evolution Master
Lv 1		Lv 1

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Nsmb's Items:
	Basic Sword	A small sword that is capable of doubling your original damage value to your opponents (three more uses - restrict one use per battle).
	Mini Health Potion	A miniature capsule filled with a mysterious red liquid. Heals your health by 50 HP (one use).

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Here's the starting battle stats:

Nsmb's HP - 350/350

EM's HP - 350/350



Damage set for LV 1 users - 20 (minimum) -> 80 (maximum) HP damage

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Alright nsmb, you may take the first move of the game!

Thank you EM.Nsmb starts off by throwing a chair at him dealing 64 damage!

Evolution Master's hp:286/350
New super mario bros' hp:350/350

Wah!? A chair! 0.o That better not be the chair I bought newly from the store last week. DX (still hurts; nonetheless).

RNG - 41

Evolution Master grabs the an old, unused computer keyboard that he's been meaning to throw out for a while and chucks it at nsmb dealing 41 damage on the spot! "Old sure is gold!"

Evolution Master's hp:286/350
New super mario bros' hp:309/350

Gets a book called twilight and throws it at EM for 34 damage.Feel the drama EM

EM'S hp:252/350
NSMB's hp:309/350

Gah! Not that! That's pretty intense...

RNG - 67

Evolution Master now throws his decade old computer that barely functions at the poor unexpected nsmb. Due to the bulkiness of the computer, nsmb is dealt 67 damage on the spot. Alright, time for a new computer.

Evolution Master's hp: 252/350
New super mario bros' hp: 242/350

Haha, this is getting close!

Time to bring out the table.Picks up EM and throws him on the table breaking it for 70 damage!

Evolution Master's hp:182/350
New super mario bros' hp:242/350

Ouch, talk about crash landing! x.x I'm getting owned by these household appliances and furniture..

RNG - 64

Evolution Master decides to bring out his revenge and pulls out three very hot and burnt homemade pizzas from the oven. Immediately, Evolution Master throws all three burnt pizzas and their dishes at nsmb. Each delivers about 20 damage each, summing up to a total of 64 damage!

Evolution Master's hp:182/350
New super mario bros' hp: 178/350

IT BURNS! Nsmb gets out stick and starts wacking EM with it.He takes 59 damage.

Evolution Master's hp:123/350
New super mario bros' hp:178/350

Wah, those sticks hurt so bad. That's mean! DX

RNG - 41

Evolution Master grabs his overstuffed and heavy backpack and tosses it at nsmb. The impact of the bag's weight caused poor nsmb to be crushed and be dealt 41 damage.

Evolution Master's hp:123/350
New super mario bros' hp:137/350

NO.HOMEWORK! Nsmb gets up and gets his plates and throws them at him one after the other.Em can dodge a few but gets hit by plenty getting 51 damage!

Evolution Master's hp:72/350
New super mario bros' hp:137/350

Well, I hope you do realize that plates are quite expensive, right? XD Though those ones still do hurt.

RNG - 59

Evolution Master grabs several pans, pots, and other steelware and begins to strike at nsmb with them. Additionally, Evolution Master also drops a few of them causing nsmb's poor ears to be affected as well from the impact. 59 damage overall!

Evolution Master's hp:72/350
New super mario bros' hp:78/350

(uses mini health potion) Noooo!! Not my ears! Nsmb then gets his old TV remote that doesn't work anymore and throws it at EM.He takes 29 damage.
Evolution master's hp:43/350
New super mario bros' hp:128/350(+ 50 from potion)

A TV remote? :0

RNG - 39

Evolution Master grabs his dvd player and tosses it at nsmb. A cd case also falls on top of nsmb from the impact.

Evolution master's hp:43/350
New super mario bros' hp:89/350

Ouch! Time to finish this off.Gets his ladder and puts me and EM on top of it then I throw EM off of the ladder.Then I jump on EM.All of this deals 60 damage!

Evolution Master's hp:-17/350
New super mario bros' hp:89/350

Then I help EM up and shakes his hand for an amazing battle.

Nice game guys.

Thread will be open for 1 more week

/late

*Shakes nsmb's hand*

Indeed, that was fun.

Now if only we can pay up for all that furniture.

Yeah.XD