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    Post by Mudkip Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:47 pm

    Prologue:

    Ones there was the three musketeers called Evol, Anim and Fan. Evol was the toad guy, he has them posters of toad. Anim is a guy with a big heart and he has different collections of the anime and finally Fan who is some cool guy and he has a Eevee for the lols. Anyways we three left of at Proffesor Oak's bedroom which we were kidnapped at the day before I knew how to say Raikou.

    Notes from author:
    First of all this fanfic isn't supposed to make sense.
    Some of you people are wondering how did we get stuck on Oak's Bedroom? It's simple, Gary kidnapped us.
    Also we start at Kanto

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    Post by ÄṉïṃεFɾεαќ Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:22 pm

    Lol!!!! I love my character!
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    Post by Mudkip Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:39 pm

    Ty AF.

    Chapter 1: PZ and the Mudkipz

    Anim: Heh I have an ultimato Arceus!
    Evol: Big deal I have an Shroomish HA!
    Fan: I have Eevee... for comical stuff.
    The three guys went outside and saw Groudon and Kyogre causing storm, they skipped that and saw some old dude running from Mudkips.
    Random Guy: OMFG SOMEONE HELP ME GET RID OF THOSE HORRIBLE MEME'S!
    Fan: That guy is insane, let's defeat those Mudkips just for lols.
    Evol: But we need to go to Kirby's Dreamland!
    Anim: Screw you Evol.
    Fan: Eevee, use hipster dance!
    Eevee began dancing like a boss. Mudkips got defeated and that guy said.
    Random guy: I owe you guts big time!
    Fan: Yeah you can be our slaves.
    Random Dude(Ignorinf Fan's comment): Thank you, I'm Zone and this is my Magnezone.
    They didn't care so they left. After that they saw Yo Mama doing the hippie dance.
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    Post by Evolution Master Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:43 pm

    What the? Lol! Funny chapter. XD

    Shroomish? ...lol so I'm the random guy eh?
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    Post by Mudkip Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:08 am

    lol true, the next chapter will probably star Ash Ketchum.

    Chapter 3: The Kid who hasn't became a Pokemon Master!

    Evol: Wooooo let's go to Toad Town!
    Anim: Shaddup Evol, let's go to Viridian City!
    Fan: Woah who's that guy!
    they were walking and they saw that guy with a Pikachu.,
    Ash: I WANNA BE A FRICKEN POKEMON MASTER BUT I NEVER GOT A CHANCE, I WAS A LOSER ALL DAAAAY FRICKEN LOOONG!
    Fan: Wow that guy has some issues.
    Eevee: Ee vee eve! (Yo mama I agree!)
    Shroomish: Shrooooo! (Borrrrrred!)
    Arceus: I AM A POWERFAL POKEGAD!
    Anim: Agreed.
    Evol: At least I evolve woot!
    Ash: So what are you suckers doing here? I challenge you Evol to a MFing battle!
    EVol: K but don't blame me when you go crying to your mummy Ashy!
    Ash: Hey only Gary can call me that! *WHiney voice*
    And so they battled, Evol commanded Shroomish to use Spore, Pikachu slept and then Shroomish learned Drain Punch. Pikachu fainted.
    Ash: WAAAAAAAAA MUMMY I LOST TO A NOOB WAAAAAA!
    All 6: SHADDUP ASH YOU STUPID CRY BABY, FAILED POOKEMON MASTER!
    And he ran of to his mummy and then Evol wanted to go to Toad Town but they dragged him and saw a person...

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    Post by Mudkip Sun Dec 16, 2012 3:29 pm

    Chapter 4: Evol breaks the fourth wall.

    Evol: I bet you guys that I'll meet Toad in real life I mean this fanfic is random.
    Me: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!
    Evol: Calm down man.
    Me: SHADDUP AND FOLLOW THE SCRIPT!
    Evol: Fiine, so anyways...
    Fan: I doubt Toad will appear.
    Anim: Really it's all true.
    So they got transported to a far away place known as Toad Town by a random force.
    Evol: T-t-toad town?! OMG OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
    Both: *sweatdrops* What just happened?
    Evol: THANK YOU RAIKOUFAN YOU'RE THE BEST AUTHOR!!!!!!!
    Me: Stop breaking the fourth wall I told you.
    Evol: FINE, NOW TOADS I WANNA MARRY YOU!!!
    Toads: Mario, help us from this crazy human!!!
    Mario: Oh okay go go!
    ???: Let's it go!
    Me: *sigh* You're not supposed to be here till Chapter I dunno 20?
    So Mario knocked out Evol, he got a Foongus and they got teleported to a PokeCentre.
    Nurse Joy: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Author's note:
    Yes EM is gonna have a huge crush on Toads, it'll add some humour.
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    Post by Superdill Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:53 pm

    This is awesome!
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    Post by Mudkip Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:09 pm

    Ty.

    Warning: This Chapter may have some mature language only from Ash.

    Chapter 5: Detective Dill and Ash becoming Drunk

    Fan: So Nurse Joy freaked out and we git kicked out after our pokemons got healed blah blah blah.
    Evol: I think Ketchup is there, I'm going!
    ???: You two, I want you to help me find something.
    Anim: Suuuure what and what's your name?
    ???: I'm detective Dill, you can call me DD for shorts.
    Fan: K so what should we find?
    DD: A Master Ball, it's somewhere at Route 22. Find it or that drunk guy will find it...
    Both: Okay sir!
    Meanwhile Evol saw drunk Ash.
    Ash: Oh May how sexy you are *Hiccups* oh how I want to *hiccups* touch you ahh...
    Evol: Ketchup, stop being drunk or I'll throw you to Kirby's Dreamland!
    Ash: Honey *hiccups* ahhh...
    Evol: Alright I choose you Shroomish!
    Shroomish comes out, uses Drain Punch + Spore with style. Ash got defeated and he didn't get drunk.
    Ash: I have to see May so I can do something, byyyyeeee!
    Evol: WOO YOU EVOLVED BRELOOM!
    At Route 22, where hope was lost...
    Fan: Right there's the Master Ball.
    They get it, bring it to Detective Dill.
    DD: Thank you guys, now I can catch that Magikarp I wanted!
    All three: WTF!?

    Authors Note:
    How did Evol appear with DD? I decided to teleport him simple I have powers.
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    Post by Mudkip Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:26 pm

    Warning: May feature the c word once if that's even a swear word...

    Chapter 6: Viridian Forest? More like the Forest of DOOM!!!

    Evol, Anim and we cannot forget Fan was travelling with random stuff going around them like Jake the dog coming and hugging Evol randomly.
    Anim: It says don't go in there, kids will start throwing bugs at you meaning they'll be bugging you pfft they're kids.
    Fan: Kids are immature you know.
    Evol: True, true.
    Eevee: Yo mama has swag.
    Foongus: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh I just love her smell, it attracts Toads.
    So they went inside and saw creepy smiles from the bug catchers.
    Anim: Alright on the count of three, we run. One, *Fan went for it* two, Breloom carried Evol and ran for it, 3... oh crap.
    Bug catchers: GET HIM!
    Anim: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
    They beat up ANim with bugs, he managed to Pokegen a pokemon to burn them out which was a Charizard. They all died and Anim catched up with Evol and Fan.
    Anim: HEY! I said on the count of three!
    Both: Your fault!
    ANim: Y U GUYS GOT TO BE MEAN TO ME? Sad
    And so they went in search of Peanut Butter and coughed acid.

    Author's note:
    I am mean and have powers to make whatever I want muahaha.
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    Post by Evolution Master Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:20 pm

    Lol this is funny! XD

    AF deserved that, and lol Pokegen. Razz
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    Post by Mudkip Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:22 pm

    lol ty, now this chapter is a parring (I don't give a Magikarp how to spell it, it isn't on the dictionary so bug of or I'll make them alive and chuck bugs flamers) Fan vs. naF

    Warning: May have some strong language and mature words, not recommended for young viewers for this chapter.

    Chapter 6: Fan's evil clone

    Fan: So I was like my mum and he was like "SHUT THE ****ING **** UP!!!!!!"
    Anim: That guy must be violent oh and I have a CHARIZARD! *glaring at Evol and Fan*
    Both: You're faul-
    They saw some guy with a bad*** Raikou and looks like an awesome version of Fan.
    Fan: I just love you RF *sarcasm*
    Me: Everyone does now back to your script.
    Fan: *coughjerkcough* Who's that guy?
    Both: That's naF some cooler guy than you!
    Fan: Pfft, I can beat him on a parting contest.
    naF: Muahaha? You say you want a challenge? Bring it ON!
    Everyone at Pewter City and me watched both Fan and naF try to par each other.
    naF: You start.
    Fan: You're so fat that when you sat on a bench, you broke it.
    naF: You're so uncool that when you wanted money, you asked your MUM!
    Crowd: OHHHHHHH!!!
    Fan: You're so weak that you can't even beat Mike. (The weakest arm wrestler)
    naF: OH YEAH! YOU ARE SO DESPERATE THAT YOU ASKED COUNTLESS OF PEOPLE FOR SEX!!!
    naF begins turning pure evil.
    Fan: Did I par that guy that much?
    naF: YOU'RE GONNA MFING PAY FOR THIS YOU BS GUY AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    The crowd left, like noons amd they carried on their journey...
    ???, ??? and naF: we'll get you MFers MUAHA *chokes on Yo mama*

    Authors note:
    If you read that, I am trying to cover strong language and don't worry, the next chapter may star Eevee.
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    Post by Mudkip Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:48 pm

    Chapter 7: Eevee's showdown at Pewter Gym

    Evol: *Burps* I ate lots and lots of glutinous honey 'cause I'm boss, UMAD!?
    Anim: At least have some manners once in awhile... By the way, where did Fan go?
    Eevee: Oh, he had to go to his mum so I he told me to battle the gym with Ralts which he got from his dad.
    They went inside Pewter Gym to challenge Forrest who is Brock's younger brother.
    Forrest: Alright you two, are you ready to chaellenge my gym?
    Anim: Actually... Eevee and Ralts belong to a awesome guy called Fan.
    Forrest: The Fan? Oh okay I'll use Xtransceiver to transport to him.
    Evol: How comes I'm the only one that doesn't have it?
    Eevee, Forrest and Anim: BECAUSE YOU ARE A DIMP!
    The challenge began, Forrest sended out Rhyperior and Aerodactyl which were more experienced than the both of them however...
    Ralts: *Communicates through Telepathy* I have an startegy to beating them, follow me.
    They dodged every attack with their respected Quick Attack and Teleport until they wore out and they used their attacks against them and they got defeated.
    Forrest: Alright, transport Boulder Badge to Fan.
    *At Pallet Town* Fan: Got to check my Xtransceiver.
    Mum: Okay sweety, make sure it isn't Yo Mama prank calling you ok?
    Fan went to get the Xtransceiver and saw the badge.
    Fan: YES MY POKEMONS GOT THE BADGE! I'm gonna congratulate them when I get there. Bye!
    Mum: Okay take care! Don't forget to change your panties, shower and also eat healthy and don't let your poke-
    Fan: OKAY I GET IT!!!
    At Pewter City, they waited at Route 3.
    All: YOU'RE LATE!!!

    Author's note:
    Forrest is Brock's younger brother.
    Ralts was also given when he visited home, his father is a region champion but I won't tell which one.
    Evol's dad is a Snorlax who belongs to Yo Mama.
    Anim's dad is a scientist working for a secret villain.
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    Post by Mudkip Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:46 pm

    Chapter 8: Team Rocket idiots arrreee herrrre!

    Ralts: Party Rock anthem?
    Eevee: Nope, by the way guys... Have you heard of J?
    Fan: You mean that evil woman that kidnaps pokemons just to sell them and get money? Some selfish woman she is...
    Evol and Anim: Agreed.
    Team Rocket suddenly appeared, it was the duo.
    Jessie: Prepare for trouble!
    James: Make it double!
    Jessie: To protect the world from devesation!
    James: To unite all people within our nation!
    Jessie: To decounce the evils of truth and love!
    James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
    Jessie: James!
    James: Hey you were supposed to say Jessie!
    Jessie: Screw you!
    James: James!
    Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
    James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
    Meowth: Meowth! Dat's right!
    Fan: Meh... Who are you?
    Team rocket: DIDN'T YOU EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO OUR ENTRANCE!
    Anim: Screw you people.
    Evol: I'm hungry.
    Meowth: *Looking angry* Ya will pay!
    Team RTocket sended out an Magikarp they got from the salesman.
    Everyone: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Magikarp began to become angry and evolved to a outraged Gyarados meaning it's overpowered.
    Evol: We're doomed...
    Anim and Fan escaped just in time. Evol got torn apart from Gyarados, Team Rocket won.
    At Toad Town...
    Nurse Toadette: Okay sweety, it will take a few minutes to get your body back together. You were torn by some large blue dragon.
    Evol: Okay honey bun.
    Back at Route 3, going inside Mt Moon.
    Fan: Okay we excaped from that blood thirsty thing!
    Anim: Where is Evol?
    Fan: I'm sure he's probably somewhere in Taod town smooching with Nurse Toadette.
    Anim: Yeah...
    Evol got teleported at Mt. Moon.
    Evol: WHY DOES FATE HATE ME!? it was getting gooood and why did you guys leave me to rot!
    Both: CAUSE YOU'RE A DIMP!

    Author's note:
    Ah Gyarados is a dragon type at this fanfic and I wanted to make Team Rpocket have an violent pokemon tee hee!
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    Post by Mudkip Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:15 pm

    Chapter 9: World gonna end... lies!

    Eevee: Did you guys hear the world is going to end today?
    All: Yep.
    There was a secret hideout.
    Guy: Mwahaha, I tricked people to killing themselfs and spreading the rumours of the world gonna end.
    Meh: Meeeeeeh...
    Guy: SHADDUP SHADDUP!!! Okay fiiiirst we need cool names!
    Meh: Meeeeeeeeh...
    Guy: You'll be Bob and I'll be Yo Mama!
    Back at Mt. Moon, the gang found a secret passages.
    Fan: Let's go in!
    All: Yeah...
    They went inside the Guy and Meh's hideout.
    Guy: Oh no, kids!
    Evol: Are you that guy that has been spreading rumours?
    Gut: SHADDUP TUBBY!
    Evol: HEY!
    Anim: Guy is a jerk, don't worry Evol.
    Anim pokegenned Alakazam, Gengar and Weavile. Alakazam is going to trap Guy and Meh, Gengar is going to play a cruel prank with Weavile amd Anim's Charizard is gonna burn them for telling lies and "killing" many people.
    Anim: I guess this is our hideout!
    Evol and Fan: WOO HOO!
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    Post by Mudkip Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:17 am

    Chapter 10: Cerulean City... more like a disaster city

    Eevee: Woo so I was like yo and he was like wooo hooo!
    They made it to Cerulean City, the city looked like upside down... lol
    All: OMG, WTF HAPPENED HERE!?
    A folk: It... happened, Mewtwo cursed our city...
    Fan: That is terrible you know!
    A folk: I know, we didn't even listen to Absol's warning when it was telling us to get out of here, Mewtwo could rule the world if this doesn't stop.
    Anim: Where is Absol?
    A folk: Oh down the Ultimate Ca- wait why should I tell you people if you only have one badge? You're supposed to have 8 and be a champion.
    Anim uses Action Replay to make himself have 8 badges and make his status champion.
    A folk: Eh yopu're friend may enter, you'll have to die with us or try to survive.
    Both: FUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
    Anim: That's why you should hack!
    Anim went inside Ultimate Cave aka Cerulean Cave. He went towards where Absol is located.
    Anim: The folks need your help!
    Absol: ... Their fault ...
    Anim: How is it their fault?!
    Absol: They didn't listen to me but accused me...
    Anim: Wow they didn't know, they don't even know Hoenn pokemons like you!
    Absol: ... ... Fine I'll defeat Mewtwo so he can stop this madness.
    So Absol had a battle with Mewtwo, Absol won because he had agility like no other Absol.
    Anim: Goooo pokeball!
    Anim caught Absol and agve it to Fan.
    Back at Cerulean City, Fan was shocked.
    Fan: OMG I GOT A ABSOL!!!
    Anim: And who are you gonna thank?
    Fan: YO MAMA!
    Anim: *Facepalms* U suck Fan.
    Evol and the rest of citizens of Cerulean City: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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    Post by Mudkip Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:42 am

    Chapter 11: Snap strikes back

    Somewhere at Mudkips land.
    Zone: OMFG WHERE AM I!? I AM SORROUNDED BY MUDKIPZ AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
    The gang were walking down towards Vermillion City.
    Fan: Absol I choose you.
    Absol: Human, I shall assist you on your journey...
    Fan: Thank you, now let's go!
    They fell into Mudkip Land.
    Anim: WTF is this place?
    ???: Hehehehehe...
    Evol: What was that?
    ???: It's me, Anim's younger brother...
    Anim: Snap!?
    Snap: You said that right, I have a gun hehehehe!
    Anim: That's illegal.
    Snap: I kidnapped Zone so that he can live with Mudkips forever and forever hehehe...
    Anim: Guys, I'll take care of this.
    Snap: I choose you, Gun!
    Anim: Arceus go!
    Arceus used Judgement at the gun, it was immune.
    Snap: You thought I wasn't prepared, DIMP!
    AniM: FUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
    Gun used shot gun, it killed Arceus but Anim cloned 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Arceus's.
    Snap: Oh f***...
    Arceus wiped the gun out of existance and blasted Snap out of the way.
    Snap: I'LL GET U ANIM U BS BROTHER!!!
    Anim: Let's rescue Zone!
    They defeated the Mudkipz and saved Zone.
    Zone: Thank you guys once again, I hope to see you chaps. Now I gotta kiss my Sshaymin aka Mr. X haha.
    All: Hahahaha!
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    Post by Mudkip Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:24 am

    Chapter 12: Mickey Mouse

    Somewhere at the club house...

    Mickey Mouse: Hey Kids, I am Mickey Mouse. Say, do you want to enter my clubhouse?
    Near Vermillion City
    Fan: I have trained my pokemons. Kirlia, Umbreon and Absol I choose you!
    All three: Hello Master/Jolly/Kid.
    Fan: The other two went to Vermillion city waiting for me at Christmas so let's tra-
    Mickey Mouse appeared from nowhere and landed on Umbreon.
    Umbreon: Get of me you fat****!!!
    Mickey Mouse: Ooooooooh no need to get angry, great smiles for everyone!
    Umbreon: Shut the **** up you fat****!!!
    Fan: Hey buddy, no need t be rud-
    Mickey farted on Fan's face.
    Fan: HEY WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING YOU IMMATURE PERSON!
    Umbreon: And get the **** out of here or I'll rape you.
    Mickey Mouse: This place is violent, I know let's sing the Mickey Mouse song!
    Both: SHUT THE **** UP!!!
    Absol and Kirlia: Oh brother...
    Fan: I challenge you to a pokemon battle Mickey Mouse!
    Mickey Mouse: Okay, Donald I choose you!
    Donald Duck: AAAAAAAAAH!
    Fan: Umbreon, use Glare!
    Umbreon let a mean stare enough to make Giratina scared. Since Donald was scared, he just fainted.
    Fan: You're weak Mickey and pitiful, let's go guys.
    All Three: Yes Fan.

    Author's note:
    Umbreon evolved while training and he learned Glare and lost his cool personality because his trainer has lost his personality because of a trainer and Umbreon now has a mean, cold personality.
    Kirlia has evolved due to training against wild Farfetch'd
    Absol became stronger.
    Evol has became fatter than before.
    Anim just recoloured some pokemons and made a new pokemon for a kid.
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    Post by Mudkip Tue Dec 25, 2012 9:38 am

    Chapter 13: The visit from the three ghosts


    Fan: OMG WE MADE IT TO VERMILLION CITY, HI GUYS!
    Both: Hey Fan!
    Fan: Hey guys, I got you two something. Here.
    Fan gave them each 50 Sitrus Berries.
    Both: Thank you!
    Anim: I got you two a pokemkon, here's your Gyarados Fan and here's your Tentacool.
    Both: Thank you!
    Evol: I hate christmas, it sucks!
    Both: *Gasps* You dissapoint me!
    Evol: Bah, I'm going to rest. Good luck with your day!
    Both: Ok...
    Evol was sleeping, a christmas past came.
    Ghost: Heeeeeeelllllo I am the christmas past.
    Evol: Dad?
    Willy Wonka: No you dimwit, I am a ghost of your christmas past.
    Evol: Ahhhhh, so?
    Willy Wonka: Imma take you to the cho- I mean the past.
    They went to the past, where Evol was playing with two handsome guys.
    Evol: Mamamama, dem dwugs ar' gooood!
    Fan: Let's push dis dumb guy!
    Anim: Ya!
    Anim and Fan pushed Evol to the sea.
    Evol: SUPERPAWER!
    Evol used Superpower anniliating Anim and Fan.
    Both: Sorry for doing dat, want ta be fwiends?
    Evol: YA!
    Evol(P): What does this have to do with Christmas past?
    Willy Wonka: Good question, well that's a few months later.
    They transported to Christmas.
    Evol: Why din't I get pweshent from Santa?
    Evol's dad(Snorlax): Because Yo Mama doesn't allow me to do that, sorry son.
    Evol: BWAAAAAAAAAA! BWAAAAAAAAAAAA!
    Evol's mum: Aww sweety, you're older brothers are getting presents. Don't worry!
    Evol: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
    Evol(P): Why did you take me to this horrible memory?
    Willy Wonka: Well that's what started this whole thing of hatred of Christmas. Now let's travel to the present hehe...
    They went back to the present, Willy Wonka dissapeared and Evol had another ghost coming which wasa Snorlax.
    Evol: You're mmy dad, right?
    Snorlax: No genius, I'm the christmas present.
    Evol: Ah okay then!
    They went to the present where Toadette and Victoria Justice was having a chat with Anim and Fan, they were smiling.
    Toadette: You're so much handsome than that Evol.
    Fan: Well chucks, thanks. He didn't even get me a christmas present...
    Anim: And me as well, the nerve of that guy!
    Evol: Okay this is messed up, please change the stupid script RF!?
    Me: No, now get back to the script. There's always a happy ending and if you don't follow my script, I'll make sure that you suffer.
    Victoria Justice: Oh yeah, I am making a new episode for the both of you guys to star on.
    Anim: Sure, me and Fan won't mind.
    Fan: Yeah, we can do the Christmas special.
    Victoria: Sweet!
    Snorlax: See, they are going to becomome famous, without you. Now you'll have to wait for the future ghost tee hee you get it?
    Evol: No.
    Snorlax: Fatty.
    Evol got teleported back to his bed and then another ghost came.
    Evol: D-d-d-arkrai?
    Darkrai: Yes, now teleport to your dark future hehehe...
    They went to the future, it looked pretty epic... not for Evol though.
    Darkrai: Listen...
    Fan: Hello wife.
    Toadette: Hello, I'm gonna get a new baby.
    Zone: Oh hey guys, where is Evol?
    Anim: Who's Evol?
    Zone: Oh that guy that doesn't give christmas presents.
    Fan: Pfffft, that guy is some worthless trash. At least we have you as our friend.
    Anim: Also we're famous because we beat all the pokemon leagues with you Zone muahahaha.
    At Evol's apartment...
    Evol: I... am alone. No friends, family nothing...
    Amoonguss: Ugh, at least you have me, Tentacruel and Breloom...
    Evol: *Sighs* My old friends... I was rather selfish... I wish I could undo this curse.
    Darkrai: Then you get a heart attack and die painfully while the rest are successful.
    Evol(P): Can I... undo this?
    Darkrai: Yes, you need to get them a present. A bracelet or good luck perhaps. Do it before 10.00 P.m...
    They went to the present, Evol rushed to Anim and Fan and gave them a good luck, best friend charm and that prevented Zone from becoming friends. Evol got a kiss directly at the lips from Toad and Fan still got Toadette and thet got famous together.
    All three ghosts: This person is gifted...
    Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

    Author's note:
    Yes EM is a special person to me, he is some awesome guy and even Umbreon softed a bit.
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    Post by Evolution Master Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:01 am

    Nice work RF, and nice to hear from your author's note. Smile
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    Post by Mudkip Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:42 am

    Thanks EM and yes I did mean that.

    Chapter 14: Electrifying gym

    Fan: I am walking in the wate, it's soooo cool!
    Evol: Nothing in this world makes sense...
    Anim: He must've seen the Wall Cheat haha!
    They walked through to the water, past Kyogre and towards the gym.
    Anim: Okaaaay so that's the gym...
    Both: Let's go inside!
    They went inside, seeing Lt. Surge doing press up's.
    Lt. Surge: Hahahaha hello babies!
    Evol: Shaddup!
    Lt. Surge: You, Fan let me challenge you against my tough pokemon!
    Fan: Okay, Umbreon I choose you!
    Umbreon came out glaring at the fat Raichu.
    Raichu: Foooood...
    Lt. Surge: Use Thunderbolt Raichu!
    Raichu gave a inaccurate Thunderbolt and Umbreon countered it using Glare.
    Raichu: ...
    Umbreon defeated Fat Raichu with Foul Play.
    Lt. Surge: Okay, here's the Thunder Badge. Now get outta here!
    They went outisde, they saw Ash ketchum with Pikachu.
    Fan, Evol and Anim: Hehehehe...
    Ash and Pikachu: What?
    Three: BEAT HIM!
    They beat Ash violently and he blasted off like how Team Rocket would.
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    Post by Mudkip Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:29 pm

    Chapter 15: Yo Mama's appearance Part 1

    Fan: Woooooh wait up guys!
    They where going to the next Route until they bumped to a large, fat figure.
    All Three: OMG YO MAMA!
    They bowed down to her and even their poekmon bowed down including Anim's Arceus.
    Yo Mama: Hello, three chosen Yo Mama's.
    Evol: C-c-c-c-hosen, b-b-b-b-yyy Yo Mama? SWEETTTTTT!!!
    Yo Mama: Okay so I want you three to be teleported to Lavander Town.
    They got teleported to Lavender Town, there was Gary Oak's Raticate who says "... ... RED ... ... MUST DIE!"
    Three: Creepy...
    Yo Mama: Unfortunately, you'll havce to enter there. Fail to do so, you have to live with the ghosts.
    Fan: That's messed up!
    Evol: I know, I spilled milk on my shirt!
    Anim: I think he means the different messed up...

    To be continued for New Years Eve...

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    Yep that's Yo Mama, she is an important character.
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    Post by Evolution Master Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:45 pm

    Uh lol! I guess we finally meet the titular character of this fic.

    Arceus bowing down, nice. Razz
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    Post by Mudkip Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:52 pm

    Yep and Arceus is pokegenned so it's only natural.

    Chapter 15: Yo Mama's appearance Part 2

    Fan: OHMYGOSH is that *gulps* Raticate?
    Yo Mama: Yes, I want you guys to calm the sprits, fail to do so by the end of 2012 then you shall perish with the souls and I'll have to get another 3 to calm the bunch.
    Anim: Yes Mama!
    They went inside the radio tower and knocked it down making the graveyard.
    Evol: Wow... this place is creepy much!
    A Haunter came and possessed Fan.
    Fan: ... ... ... DIE !!! !!! !!!
    Evol: Wow dude calm the heck down.
    Anim: I don't think he's pretending, he has a knife.
    They made a run for it but Fan trapped them inside where all the ghosts are. Fan used Psychic making them go to their dark future... their death.
    Anim: I'll get us outta here!
    Evol: Can I have cheese burgers if I get outta this death Zone!
    Fan: Your dark future, where you guys get trapped by 50 Chandelure's.
    There were fifty Chandelure's using their ability Shadow Tag which trapped them and melted the Three Yo Mama's alive.
    Future Evol: OHMYGOSH HEEEEEEEEELP ME, I DON'T WANNA DIE PLEASE GET ME OUTTA HEREEEEE!!!
    They turned into dust and no one heard from them ever again but...
    Fan: If you do not want to die, you must safe Gengar from dying from this world and be locked for Giratina to suck his soul...
    Both: Yes Fan!
    They stopped Gengar from dying, did what Yo Mama wanted them to do and Fan gained an form.
    Yo Mama: Congrats, you guys deserve to be an elite trio of the Yo Mama. Please, accept thos form Evol... the Toad Form. It enables you to make an army of Toads. Anim, here's the hacking Form. You have the power to hack whenever you want. Of course, Fan you have the possess form. You can possess anyone and have evil powers.
    Three: Okay, let's go to Celadon City to recieve badge number 4 for Fan!
    And so, they went to a journey to save Links. Will they have Meta Night? Will Ash try his evil plans? Find out next time on RF's little world!!!

    Author's note:
    I always end my Fanfics with happy endings for the gang, there may be an new member of the gang at the next chapter.
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    Post by Evolution Master Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:00 pm

    Wow, nice twist. Lol didn't expect all that (even though you spoiled quite a bit for us on chat). XD

    Also a new member addition to the team? Wonder who it is. 0.0 Keep going!
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    Post by Mudkip Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:25 pm

    lo0l sorry, I wanted to sahow you a rough idea of what's gonna happen and some funny quotes, here's an clue... it's someone we all know that comes to the chat and the gang has met him once!

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