GU Battle Tournament Battle - Evolution Master vs XKoreanLP(COMPLETE)

Evolution Master	VS.	XKoreanLP
Lv 1		Lv 1

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EM's Items:
	Basic Sword	A small sword that is capable of doubling your original damage value to your opponents (four uses remaining - restrict one use per battle).
	Monster Shield	A well rounded shield that bears a familiar design. Can reduce your opponent's attack damage by 20 HP after you using it for 3 turns (one use remaining - restrict one use per battle).

XKoreanLP's Items:
	Basic Sword	A small sword that is capable of doubling your original damage value to your opponents (three uses remaining - restrict one use per battle).
	Monster Shield	A well rounded shield that bears a familiar design. Can reduce your opponent's attack damage by 20 HP after you using it for 3 turns (zero uses remaining - restrict one use per battle).

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Here's the starting battle stats:

Evolution Master's HP - 350/350

XKoreanLP's HP - 350/350



Damage set for LV 1 users - 20 (minimum) -> 80 (maximum) HP damage

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All right X, go ahead and take the first move!

Thanks!



X rides a horse and ran EM over. EM takes 57 damage!

Evolution Master's HP - 293/350
XKoreanLP's HP - 350/350

Might is not always right. In this case, luck must be on your side. But...It may suck.

This shall be our battle theme, btw.



I'm playing through the game for the first time, and I love the music. XD

That's some pretty epic music X. XD But that horse isn't! DX

RNG - 43

Evolution Master grabs a Koopa Shell out of nowhere and kicks it X. The shell collides into X, and continues onward until it hits a wall. Upon slamming in the wall, it is rebounded back at X. An overall 43 damage was delivered.

Evolution Master's HP - 293/350
XKoreanLP's HP - 307/350

Ow...You and your stupid shells... WELL HOW ABOUT A BONE?

X grabs a bone named "Bone-R", which has the power to shoot out projectiles. Why it was named "Bone-R", no one knows... X launches a beam at EM from Bone-R, dealing 41 damage!

The Stupid Koopa Shell Jerk's HP - 252/350
XKoreanLP's HP - 307/350

Wah, stop it with the laser beams. x.x

RNG - 68

Hehe, this will be fun. Evolution Master lifts a thwomp off the ground (don't ask how) and throws it over X. The surprised thwomp crashes to the ground and squashes X as well. 68 damage was dealt!

The Stupid Koopa Shell Jerk's HP - 252/350
XFlattenedLP's HP - 239/350

Screw you and your Mario enemies. I'm starting to think that you're Bowser...

X grabs a Steel Sword and slashes at EM. 51 damage!

Bowser's HP - 201/350
X's HP - 239/350

Thou shalt not win!

Bowser, am I? I shall let you know that I am just a mere humble Toad!



RNG - 44

Evolution Master throws both Mario and Luigi at X, causing him to stumble and recoil..leaving him with 44 damage!

Toad's HP - 201/350
Mario and Luigi's (?) HP - 195/350

You stupid cow...



Mario and Luigi decide to help X. Mario gives X a Fire Flower. X absorbs the Fire Flower and starts repeatedly throwing fire balls at Evolution Master. EM takes 50 damage!

Cow's HP - 151/350
X's HP - 195/350

Argh, talk about burns! Shouldn't have thrown those two at you. x.x

RNG - 34

Evolution Master plucks a giant turnip out of the ground and tosses it X, causing him to topple to the ground in much surprise. "Eat your vegetables X!"

Super Toad's HP - 151/350
Turnip Lover's HP - 161/350

NO! NO TURNIPS!

With rage, X charges at EM and punches him in the face, causing his tooth to fall out of his mouth! EM takes 47 damage!

Stupid Toad's HP - 104/350
Turnip Hater's HP - 161/350

Do me a favor. Lose and die.

Ouch, my poor tooth. x.x But I'll never give up!

RNG - 50

Evolution Master throws an unwanted stereo system at X. However, the stereo system missed X, and instead hit a tree that was conveniently placed behind X. The tree crashes on top of X which deals 50 damage!

Toad's HP - 104/350
Doesn't have HM01 Cut's HP - 111/350

I keep getting numbers ranging from 40-60... Oh, and screw you, Mother Nature. You're not my mom anymore!

X grabs a sword. He charges at EM, and slashes...but barely hits! Whatever, swords are swords. They're painful. 51 damage! xP


Sucks at reducing damage's HP - 53/350
X's HP - 111/350

Those swords really do hurt! x.x

RNG - 49

Sword RNG - 4

49*2 = 98

Time for some pain X! Evolution Master sends out his Cinccino out onto the battle field. But that's not all! Evolution Master gives Cinccino his basic sword and attaches it to Cinccino's tail. The Pokemon then repeatedly performs a powerful Tail Slap attack at X delivering multiple damage ranking to 98 damage overall!

Toadally Admin's HP - 53/350
A surprised X's HP - 13/350

Better be careful X.

OH MY GOD! I SWEAR I GOT THAT NUMBER ON MY FIRST TRY!

Who needs the Basic Sword? You should've saved it for the finishing blow! It looks like you just wasted a Basic Sword.

X rides a tank and fires a missile at EM. EM got hit by the missile, took 65 damage, and fell to the ground, dead.

Toadally Deadmin's HP - Dead/350
The Winner's HP - 13/350

My apologies, Master E., but I'm afraid I shall not be paying for thy funeral.

Good game. I enjoyed fighting you. This is my second win! ^_^

Music for Evolution Master's death:

Good game guys. Thread open for a week or so